Inspired by a drunken FB status update I posted Saturday night while being driven home, I was thinking about "shoney's stomach." That disgusting feeling you get after you eat a ton of crap food at a shitty chain buffet restaurant. My friend, JB coined that gem along with: Speed - When you spill something on yourself and it looks like pee.
I just want to point out that neither one of those terms return any real results with a google search. That's +10,000 for JB's originality. However, I'm very much hoping the shoney's stomach doesn't return any results because they sick corporate ninjas on anyone who publishes that term. Interestingly, I tried to steal and upload a photo of the shoney's bear to this post, but it kept mysteriously disappearing.
If I disappear, you know why.
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Don't forget Mall Brain-- that dehydrated headache you get after shopping for a long time.
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